Januar 6, 2021 Inventions By Blondes Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights 4. Submarine screen doors 5. A book on how to…
Januar 6, 2021 Monk of little words. A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict sect. The head monk told him, at his indoctrination, that…
Januar 6, 2021 Having a baby at 80 An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. „I’ve never been better!“ he replies. „I’ve got an…
Januar 6, 2021 Crocodile-done-blonde A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there!The…
Januar 6, 2021 Those pesky mini-skirts In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was waiting for her bus. She’s very attractive and was decked…
Januar 6, 2021 The Blonde and the Alligator A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but…
Januar 6, 2021 Japanese Prostitute A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House. He walked in and…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo mamma's so fat! Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use „The Jaws of life“ to get her INTO her car!