Januar 6, 2021 Smoking Dragon…. Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!
Januar 6, 2021 The Wizard of Oz At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is there to help the animals of the forest with some…
Januar 6, 2021 Restroom Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says:…
Januar 6, 2021 4 nuns go to heaven Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die. They get in line to go…
Januar 6, 2021 Will you rember me?? Hey bob,“Will you rember me tomorrow??“ „Yes“ „Will you rember me next week??“ „Yes“ „Will you rember me next month??“ „Yes“ „Will yoiu rember…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad Timing A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so alarmed when all 50…
Januar 6, 2021 Somebody flunked elf school… 5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, „My name’s the same as yours.“Santa’s helper blows his cover when…
Januar 6, 2021 The Rubdown A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by two of the hospital’s more attractive nurses.While manipulating the man’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Even in Disguise A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.“How much is that television set?“ she asks.“Sorry, we don’t sell…
Januar 6, 2021 Difference Between A Man and Woman A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going up the mountainside. The woman was going down the mountainside….