Januar 6, 2021 We got a lot of those. Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire smoking, drinking and having a good time. The Texan takes…
Januar 6, 2021 Apples for sale… A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying „Apples – $5.00 each.“ He thinks that that is a…
Januar 6, 2021 Pocket Drinker A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he…
Januar 6, 2021 Penis holding An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She smiled and asked…
Januar 6, 2021 A Cynics Guide to Life: A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.I believe for every drop…
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Januar 6, 2021 Ways to tell someone they are goofy! Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a happy meal. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Voodoo Dick Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a well known sex addict. But because the man could not…
Januar 6, 2021 Energizer Bunny (AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for „going and going and going…“ passed away last evening at 12:42am.Upon completion of the autopsy early this…