Januar 6, 2021 The Recruits Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection.“Hey johnson!“ yelled the drill instructor, “ those are the…
Januar 6, 2021 A short poem for today. Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And…
Januar 6, 2021 Give Me An Ear! This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the doctor comes out of the operating room, he comes up…
Januar 6, 2021 Bee Sting A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee. She rushes back to the clubhouse,…
Januar 6, 2021 Multi-syllable words Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says „Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of…
Januar 6, 2021 Mercy Hospital Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man…
Januar 6, 2021 The parrot who wouldn't talk. A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover of talking parrots asked if there was a bird who…
Januar 6, 2021 Careful Now Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.The dentist says, „Madam,…
Januar 6, 2021 Honda, Honda! A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people. Needless to say, this was an especially important deal, and…
Januar 6, 2021 You Have VD What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a sexually transmitted disease?Having your dentist tell you!