Januar 6, 2021 Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper The Vancouver [British Columbia] Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline „United States““Hospital costs prove 40% less in Canada by Daniel Haney,…
Januar 6, 2021 I Wanna Be A Commie A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news. „You only have…
Januar 6, 2021 First Child A man speaks frantically into the phone, „My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!““Is this her first child?“ the…
Januar 6, 2021 The Prescription The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.The patient…
Januar 6, 2021 The Difference Is What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Januar 6, 2021 Mother's Milk A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: „Name the three best advantages of mother’s milk.“The student…
Januar 6, 2021 Wife and Mistress A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.The lawyer says, „For sure a…
Januar 6, 2021 Unusual Case Unusual Case by William A. Morton, Jr, MDFrom „Medical Aspects Of Human Sexuality“ July, 1991 p. 15Scrotum Self-RepairOne morning, I was called to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Its A Duck Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, „Looks like a duck,…
Januar 6, 2021 Until Twelve I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold my balls!