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Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It’s for people like you who’re dead from the neck up!
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Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.