Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One – the dead…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Waiter, waiter! There’s a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who’s going to look after his family?
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. I’ll arrange for you to be halfburied.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes First ghoul: You don’t look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I’m dead on my feet.