Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn’t when I took it.
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said, „Make money at home.“
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Criminal: Why don’t you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I’m afraid of a double-cross.
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn’t any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That’s all right. I’m sentimental.
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. „Shall I run and get it for you?“ asked the…
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes „What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?“ asked the judge. „Well, Your Honor,“ replied the arresting officer, „I saw him lift up a…