What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!