What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
What has four legs and goes, „Oom! Oom!“? A cow walking backwards!
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody’s herd.
What hair style is a calf’s favorite? The cowlick!
What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips.
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!