A guy goes to his doctor and says,“Doc, I have a problem.““My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday.““I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all.“The doctor says, „You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out.“The man says, „You have a deal Doc.“Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.The doctor asks, „What happened“?The man answered, „Nobody showed up!“