3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together. The first woman said, „I drove my car into a ditch.“The second woman said, „I blew chunks.“The third woman said, „I burned down my house.“ After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, „I guess I won,“ and the second woman said, „You don’t understand, Chunks is my dog.“
