An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, „Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.The priest said: „Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?“ „Never Father, I’m Jewish.“ „So then, why are you telling me?“ „Because I’m telling everybody!“
