On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming performance.“Dad,“ says the son, „what do I do tonight? I’m very nervous.““Don’t worry,“ comforts the father. „It’s all very simple. Remember that thing you used to play with as a teenager? Well, you just take that and stick it where your wife pees.“So that night, the now-confident young man takes his G.I. Joe and throws it in the toilet!
