A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-| Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 || Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 || Hand Job: $10.00 |————————————-Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to thebar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondesserving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.“Yes?“ she inquires with a knowing smile, „can I help you?““I was wondering“, whispers the man, „are you the one who gives the hand jobs?““Yes,“ she purrs, „I am.“The man replies „Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!“
