Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on hergood side. Yo mama’s so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo mama’s so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help. Yo mama’s so fat, I’ve got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass. Yo mama’s so fat, she’s 36-24-36… but that’s her forearm, neck, andthigh! Yo mama’s so fat, she’s 36-24-36… but that’s in feet. Yo mama’s so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on theother side to get her through. Yo mama’s so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn’tchange. Yo mama’s so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip. Yo mama’s so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.Yo mama’s so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a watertower. Yo mama’s so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. Yo mama’s so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real. Yo mama’s so fat, she’s not kidding when she says „I’m so hungry I couldeat a horse!“ Yo mama’s so fat, on Halloween she says „Trick or meatloaf!“ Yo mama’s so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time. Yo mama’s so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says „I give up!“ Yo mama’s so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says „Uncle!“ Yo mama’s so fat, Fat Albert gave her the rights to say „Hey, hey, hey!“ Yo mama’s so fat, when she ordered a „My Size Meal“ at McDonald’s they gaveher a dinosaur. Yo mama’s so fat, when she ordered a „My Size Meal“ at McDonald’s they gaveher the key to the store. Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to Burger King and asked for a Whopper,they gave her the sign. Yo mama’s so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as thescreen. Yo mama’s so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip… at theradio station. Yo mama’s so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motionmachine. Yo mama’s so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:“Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama“ Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of themilk carton. Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on themilk truck. Yo mama’s so fat, you can’t even see her legs, it just looks like she’sgliding across the floor. Yo mama’s so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi’s 1002’s. Yo mama’s so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load. Yo mama’s so fat, she was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade… wearingropes. Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. Yo mama’s so fat, she don’t wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F,G-String. Yo mama’s so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on thewater. Yo mama’s so fat, she uses diet soap. Yo mama’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master. Yo mama’s so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy. Yo mama’s so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by acontractor. Yo mama’s so fat, when I said I wanted „Pigs in a blanket“ she got back inbed. Yo mama’s so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, thedoctor gave her 5 years to live. Yo mama’s so fat, she doesn’t have a doctor, she has a grounds keeper. Yo mama’s so fat, she doesn’t have love handles, she has a roll bar. Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Yo mama’s so fat, she’s got smaller fat women orbiting around her. Yo mama’s so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall! Yo mama’s so fat, her picture takes two frames. Yo mama’s so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7,and 8. Yo mama’s so fat, when I yell „Kool-Aid,“ she comes crashing through thewall. Yo mama’s so fat, she could sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Yo mama’s so fat, she’s larger than life. Yo mama’s so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck. Yo mama’s so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her. Yo mama’s so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin. Yo mama’s so fat, people jog around her for exercise. Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost. Yo mama’s so fat, she’s once, twice, three times a lady. Yo mama’s so fat, she gets runs in her jeans. Yo mama’s so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelledsomething burning. Yo mama’s so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her. Yo mama’s so fat, her ass has it’s own congressman. Yo mama’s so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop. Yo mama’s so fat, her favorite blouse is a tent. Yo mama’s so fat, she deep-fries her toothpaste. Yo mama’s so fat, her favorite food is seconds. Yo mama’s so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lightswent on. Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks“Where can I try that on?“ Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.Yo mama’s so fat and old that when God said „Let there be Light“, he toldher to move her fat ass out of the way. Yo mama’s so fat, even God couldn’t raise her spirits. Yo mama’s so fat that she has TB… two bellies. Yo mama’s so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.Yo mama’s so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo mama’s so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop. Yo mama’s so fat, „Place Your Ad Here“ is printed on each of her buttcheeks. Yo mama’s so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil. Yo mama’s so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line. Yo mama’s so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears heels, they’re flats by the afternoon. Yo mama’s so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts „The coast isclear.“ Yo mama’s so fat, she wakes up in sections. Yo mama’s so fat, her blood type is rocky-road. Yo mama’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu. Yo mama’s so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial. Yo mama’s so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial. Yo mama’s so fat, her driver’s license says „Picture continued on otherside.“ Yo mama’s so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics. Yo mama’s so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon. Yo mama’s so fat, when she put on some BVD’s by the time they reached herwaist they spelled „BouleVarD.“ Yo mama’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in „Indiana Jones,“ shegot the part as the big rolling ball. Yo mama’s so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says“Okay.“ Yo mama’s so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said“Sorry, we don’t do curtains.“ Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu,she gets an estimate. Yo mama’s so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to rolloff, I was still on her. Yo mama’s so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her. Yo mama’s so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she’d have to take his wordfor it! Yo mama’s so fat, she’s got Amtrak tattooed on her leg. Yo mama’s so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, shecouldn’t identify them. Yo mama’s so fat, she freebases ham. Yo mama’s so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as aChevy. Yo mama’s so fat, she went on a light diet… As soon as it’s light shestarts eating. Yo mama’s so fat, she’s on a new diet… slim slow. Yo mama’s so fat, she ain’t on a diet, she’s on a triet… She be like“What ya’ll eating? I’ll try it!“ Yo mama’s so fat, she went on a seafood diet… Whenever she saw food sheate it. Yo mama’s so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not loseweight. Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t lose weight, only find it. Yo mama’s so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time. Yo mama’s so fat, she’s half Indian, half Irish, and half American. Yo mama’s so fat, she got it goin‘ on… and on and on and on. Yo mama’s so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on thelightbulb. Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to an office, they tell her to pull up asofa. Yo mama’s so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they’d better be 50 poundtest! Yo mama’s so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes. Yo mama’s so fat, they have to run a relay race to get her belt through herbelt loops. Yo mama’s so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. Yo mama’s so fat, her belt size is the equator. Yo mama’s so fat, she wears an asteroid belt. Yo mama’s so fat, she has her own area code. Yo mama’s so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome backparty. Yo mama’s so fat, when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I wasstill on top of the bitch. Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion. Yo mama’s so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get groupinsurance! Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to the Rose Parade they thought she was afloat. Yo mama’s so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount. Yo mama’s so fat, she made weight watchers go blind. Yo mama’s so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone. Yo mama’s so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she wasan oil spill. Yo mama’s so fat, she has to wear a three piece bathing suit. Yo mama’s so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back andsaid „I’ll wait my turn.“ Yo mama’s so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense. Yo mama’s so fat, her nickname is „Damn.“ Yo mama’s so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs. Yo mama’s so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wetspot. Yo mama’s so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out. Yo mama’s so fat, I shot the bitch and Crisco came out. Yo mama’s so fat, she DJ’s for the ice cream truck. Yo mama’s so fat, I tried to fuck her doggy style but I was just ridin’piggy back. Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to „Getthe fuck off.“ Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her „Fuck it,they don’t pay me enough!“ Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her „Sorry, wedon’t do livestock.“ Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said „Please stepout of the car.“ Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number. Yo mama’s so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale. Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets on the scale it says „To be continued.“ Yo mama’s so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says „One at a time,please.“ Yo mama’s so fat, when she weighed herself the scale gave her an equation.Yo mama‘ so fat, she’s moving the Earth out of its orbit. Yo mama’s so fat, Yo father didn’t know whether to fuck her or take theburro ride down. Yo mama’s so fat, no one can talk behind her back. Yo mama’s so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat. Yo mama’s so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet. Yo mama’s so fat, she’s got her own zip code. Yo mama’s so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as anew world. Yo mama’s so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t reach her back pocket. Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.Yo mama’s so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo mama’s so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years. Yo mama’s so fat, when she comes down the stairs she measures on theRichter scale. Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders „ThankYou, Come Again.“ Yo mama’s so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs. Yo mama’s so fat, she don’t eat Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama’s so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama’s so fat, when yo father fell in love with her he got lost. Yo mama’s so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimmingpool. Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets out of the car, she leaves stretch marks.Yo mama’s so fat, she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fills up the tub, she fills up the tub. Yo mama’s so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, andoh-my-god-it’s-coming-towards-us! Yo mama’s so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked „Who threw that rock?“Yo mama’s so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.Yo mama’s so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas‘ EnglishMuffin. Yo mama’s so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama’s so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles. Yo mama’s so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket shewanted, she said the one on the roof. Yo mama’s so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets. Yo mama’s so fat, she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.Yo mama’s so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks. Yo mama’s so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds. Yo mama’s so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks. Yo mama’s so fat, she needs a roadmap to find her ass. Yo mama’s so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck. Yo mama’s so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo mama’s so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck. Yo mama’s so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.Yo mama’s so fat, the earth orbits around her instead of the sun. Yo mama’s so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her. Yo mama’s so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozonelayer. Yo mama’s so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to a dating service, they matched her upwith Detroit. Yo mama’s so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA,he’d seen her too. Yo mama’s so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for aweek. Yo mama’s so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo mama’s so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said „Breakit up!“ Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t just work one corner, she has to work all four.Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change. Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar. Yo mama’s so fat, her car is made out of spandex. Yo mama’s so fat, she has to get out of the car to change the radiostation. Yo mama’s so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears. Yo mama’s so fat, she got a „speed pass“ for Dairy Queen. Yo mama’s so fat, she shows up on radar. Yo mama’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just saidH d. Yo mama’s so fat, she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan. Yo mama’s so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.Yo mama’s so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks. Yo mama’s so fat, she wears a hula-hoop for a belly-button ring. Yo mama’s so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad. Yo mama’s so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock. Yo mama’s so fat, her skates went flat. Yo mama’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters. Yo mama’s so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper. Yo mama’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled „Land Ho!“ Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on a rowing machine and it sank. Yo mama’s so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. ofgravy. Yo mama’s so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks. Yo mama’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family. Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t tie her own shoes. Yo mama’s so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish. Yo mama’s so fat, she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider. Yo mama’s so fat, when she got on the bus she turned it into a low rider.Yo mama’s so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas. Yo mama’s so fat, when she walks down the street everyone yells“Earthquake!“ Yo mama’s so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hipssaying to each other „If you let me by, I’ll let you pass.“ Yo mama’s so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutesof your show. Yo mama’s so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig isthe door. Yo mama’s so fat, the only thing she lost at Jenny Craig was $29.95. Yo mama’s so fat, Jenny Craig did a credit check. Yo mama’s so fat, when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, peoplewalked by and said „Look at the elephant!“ Yo mama’s so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a „Caution! Wide Turn“sign. Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic. Yo mama’s so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World. Yo mama’s so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on. Yo mama’s so fat, she jumed in da ocean and the whales started singing „Weare family!“ Yo mama’s so fat, when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ridethe wave in. Yo mama’s so fat, they changed my Physics book to say „What goes up mustcome down, except Yo mama.“ Yo mama’s so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.Yo mama’s so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell. Yo mama’s so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. Yo mama’s so fat, she uses a kiddie slide for a shoe horn. Yo mama’s so fat, she uses blanket as a washcloth. Yo mama’s so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backingup. Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to the beach, little kids yell „Free Willy,Free Willy.“ Yo mama’s so fat, as a kid, she couldn’t play Hide-n-seek, just seek. Yo mama’s so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac. Yo mama’s so fat, when she backs up she beeps. Yo mama’s so fat, she plays pool with the planets. Yo mama’s so fat, she’s taller lying down. Yo mama’s so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup. Yo mama’s so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store isthe dressing rooms. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleeptrying to get up again. Yo mama’s so fat, she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks. Yo mama’s so fat, they had to install speed bumps at the all-u-can-eatbuffet. Yo mama’s so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet. Yo mama’s so fat, when it says all-u-can-eat it still ain’t enough. Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND thehouse. Yo mama’s so fat, you can pinch an inch on her forehead. Yo mama’s so fat, you can smack it up, flip it, and rub it down all at thesame time. Yo mama’s so fat, you could go swimming in her bra. Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo. Yo mama’s so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she’s a 747. Yo mama’s so fat, she has a greater gravitational attraction than a blackhole. Yo mama’s so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket. Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don’t show. Yo mama’s so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry. Yo mama’s so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her. Yo mama’s so fat, when she saw a yellow bus going down the road she yelled“Hey! Stop that Twinkie.“ Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell „Hey Kool-AidMan.“ Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call her „Taxi!“Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think its theschool bus. Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a purple sweater people call her „Barney.“Yo mama is so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs, coverher feet like a blanket. Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag herass back in the water. Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanketacross Lake Michigan. Yo mama’s so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle’s fell out. Yo mama’s so fat, and you’re so poor, when she comes in your house thetires pop. Yo mama’s so fat, she don’t know wether she’s walking or rolling. Yo mama’s so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells „Stampede!“ Yo mama’s so fat, she get’s her toenails painted at Earl Schieb’s. Yo mama’s so fat, but I fucked her anyway. Yo mama’s so fat, when I tried to fuck her I didn’t know if I was hittingthe hole or a roll. Yo mama’s so fat, when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many fatrolls and said „Fuck It.“ Yo mama’s so fat, when she fart the whole planet came out. Yo mama’s so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anerexic. Yo mama’s so fat, her car is made of spandex. Yo mama’s so fat, we’re inside her right now. Yo mama’s so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck. Yo mama’s so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting hergot lost in her. Yo mama’s so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought itwas American Airlines biggest jet. Yo mama’s so fat, if she were an airplane, she’d be a jumbo jet. Yo mama’s so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.Yo mama’s so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair ofshoes. Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t stay on a basketball court for three secondswithout getting called for a key violation. Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step. Yo mama’s so fat, all the chairs in her house have seatbelts. Yo mama’s so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees. Yo mama’s so fat, and her back is so crooked, when she lays down…peoplesay „I didn’t know we had mountains.“ Yo mama’s so fat, when she travels, she’s gotta make two trips. Yo mama’s so fat, God created her, and on tHe seventh day he rested. Yo mama’s so fat, they call her „Big Fat Ho.“ Yo mama’s so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.Yo mama’s so fat, when she was born, she didn’t get a birth certificate,she got blue prints. Yo mama’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo. Yo mama’s so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if shewas walking or rolling. Yo mama’s so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker. Yo mama’s so big, she rollerskates on busses. Yo mama’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landingon her back. Yo mama’s so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide. Yo mama’s so big, she reached in her pocket and handed me a CD, a CompactDishwasher. Yo mama’s so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop. Yo mama’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. Yo mama’s so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burntfrom re-entry. Yo mama’s so big, she whistles bass. Yo mama’s so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings. Yo mama’s so big, that they had to change „One size fit’s all“ to „One sizefits most“ Yo mama’s so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to flythey stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway. Yo mama’s so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings! Yo mama’s so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes thetide. Yo mama’s so big, when she stands up the sun goes out. Yo mama’s so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin‘ at an orange juicebox because it said „concentrate“. Yo mama’s so stupid, I put a Scratch-N‘-Sniff sticker on the bottom of thepool and she drowned. Yo mama’s so stupid, I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail.Yo mama’s so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops Yo mama’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted tomakeup her mind. Yo mama’s so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said „Slow down“ andshe said „What… does…. yield… mean?“ Yo mama’s so stupid, she broke her neck at a flashing red light. Yo mama’s so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was makinga booty call. Yo mama’s so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating yourhouse. Yo mama’s so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20. Yo mama’s so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behindit. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD. Yo mama’s so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on theother side. Yo mama’s so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out. Yo mama’s so stupid, she took a knife to a drive-by shooting. Yo mama’s so stupid, she failed a survey. Yo mama’s so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to saygo. Yo mama’s so stupid, I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she askedif I had anything written by Bart. Yo mama’s so stupid, she gave birth to you. Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building,but she got lost on the way down. Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of thebasement window. Yo mama’s so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit. Yo mama’s so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of „Walk“ and“Don’t Walk.“ Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bakesale. Yo mama’s so stupid, when the computer said „Press any key to continue“,she couldn’t find the ‚Any‘ key. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. Yo mama’s so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, shesaid „Cherry or grape?“ Yo mama’s so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be abranch manager. Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said „Moo!“Yo mama’s so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she wasdoing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.Yo mama’s so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer. Yo mama’s so stupid, she saw a billboard that said „Dodge Trucks“ and shestarted ducking through traffic. Yo mama’s so stupid, she died from boiling water in the toaster. Yo mama’s so stupid, when she locked her keys in the car, it took her allday to get Yo family out. Yo mama’s so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the topdown. Yo mama’s so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin andthrew it back. Yo mama’s so stupid, she took you to the drive-in to see „Closed for theseason.“ Yo mama’s so stupid, when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald’s, shedrove through the window. Yo mama’s so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said „Will eatfor food.“ Yo mama’s so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobilehome. Yo mama’s so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on thefloor. Yo mama’s so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer. Yo mama’s so stupid, she brought a cup to the movie „Juice.“ Yo mama’s so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death. Yo mama’s so stupid, when your dad fucked her she said „Doesn’t it go in mymouth?“ Yo mama’s so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network. Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to put M&M’s in order. Yo mama’s so stupid, she peals M&M’s to make chocolate chip cookies. Yo mama’s so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking. Yo mama’s so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed. Yo mama’s so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take theKleenex out of the box. Yo mama’s so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch. Yo mama’s so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked whatcolors they had. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought St. Ides was an island in the Caribbean.Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo. Yo mama’s so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked hertwo front teeth. Yo mama’s so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed. Yo mama’s so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. Yo mama’s so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into anenvelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail. Yo mama’s so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin'“Free Lays!“ Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff. Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to drown a fish. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR. Yo mama’s so stupid, when she worked at McDonald’s and someone orderedsmall fries, she said „Hey Boss, all the small one’s are gone.“ Yo mama’s so stupid, her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first. Yo mama’s so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front. Yo mama’s so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn’t have enough toblow her nose. Yo mama’s so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn’t have enough to power aflea-mobile around the inside of a Froot Loop. Yo mama’s so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went andgot toilet paper. Yo mama’s so stupid, when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, shesaid „Ok, but what’s the teams?“ Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to melt squeeze Parkay. Yo mama’s so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said“Airport Left,“ she turned around and went home. Yo mama’s so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long sheslept. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund. Yo mama’s so stupid, I said give me a quarterback and she gave me DanMarino. Yo mama’s so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved todeath. Yo mama’s so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you’d getchange. Yo mama’s so stupid, she ran outside with a purse because she heard therewas change in the weather. Yo mama’s so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rdgrade. Yo mama’s so stupid, she couldn’t tell which way an elevator was going if Igave her two guesses. Yo mama’s so stupid, she wouldn’t know up from down if she had threeguesses. Yo mama’s so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles she bought him newones. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought the internet was something you catch fishwith. Yo mama’s so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl. Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the postoffice. Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.Yo mama’s so stupid, when the judge said „Order in the court,“ she said“I’ll have a hamburger and a Coke.“ Yo mama’s so stupid, she went to Burger King and thought she was a queen.Yo mama’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo mama’s so stupid that under „Education“ on her job application, she put“Hooked on Phonics.“ Yo mama’s so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast. Yo mama’s so stupid, she had Dan Quayle check her spelling. Yo mama’s so stupid, when asked what a pronoun was, she said a noun thatgets paid. Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she gotmugged. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet! Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying! Yo mama’s so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.Yo mama’s so stupid, when asked on an application, „Sex?“, she marked, „M,F, and sometimes Wednesday too.“ Yo mama’s so stupid, when she read on her job application to not writebelow the dotted line, she put „O.K.“ Yo mama’s so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here – sheput Sagittarius. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.Yo mama’s so stupid, you can tell when she’s used the computer becausethere’s White Out all over the screen. Yo mama’s so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.Yo mama’s so stupid, she can’t make Jello because she can’t fit 2 quarts ofwater in the bix. Yo mama’s so stupid, you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in herears. Yo mama’s so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. Yo mama’s so stupid, when she went by the YMCA she said „Hey, they spelledMACY’s wrong.“ Yo mama’s so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contactshe put 911. Yo mama’s so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store. Yo mama’s so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it soundslike this… Vroom, Screech, Vroom, Screech. Yo mama’s so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice. Yo mama’s so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless. Yo mama’s so stupid when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guessand she said „Ah Levis?“ Yo mama’s so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up. Yo mama’s so stupid, she said „what’s that letter after x“ and I said Y shesaid „Cause I wanna know“. Yo mama’s so stupid, she took lessons for a player piano. Yo mama’s so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus. Yo mama’s so stupid, the bitch snuck on the bus and paid to get off. Yo mama’s so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed. Yo mama’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because shecouldn’t find the „11“ button in „9-1-1“ Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person.Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to insult you and started with „Yomama’s…“ Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.Yo mama’s so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight. Yo mama’s so stupid, when I asked her about X-Men she said „Sure, there’sHarry my first baby daddy, Willy the guy I see on Thursdays…“ Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece ofwood. Yo mama’s so stupid, she told everyone that she was „illegitiment“ becauseshe couldn’t read. Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks Wu-Tang is an orange flavored drink. Yo mama’s so stupid, she sold the car for gas money. Yo mama’s so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco. Yo mama’s so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors. Yo mama’s so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project. Yo mama’s so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. Yo mama’s so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu. Yo mama’s so stupid, when she saw a „Wrong Way“ sign in her rearviewmirror, she turned around. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought asphalt was a skin disease. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority. Yo mama’s so stupid, when she saw the „NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)“ sign,she went home and got 16 friends. Yo mama’s so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ranoutside with a spoon. Yo mama’s so stupid, she married Yo daddy. Yo mama’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed. Yo mama’s so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob ‚cause he said it’d helphis unemployment. Yo mama’s so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around thehome, she moved. Yo mama’s so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job. Yo mama’s so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishingrod. Yo mama’s so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven’tseen the bitch since. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of aclean glass. Yo mama’s so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door. Yo mama’s so stupid, when someone said „Take the trash out,“ she moved. Yo mama’s so stupid, she used a vibrator for an egg beater. Yo mama’s so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor. Yo mama’s so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear. Yo mama’s so stupid, she asked you „What is the number for 911″. Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample. Yo mama’s so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner andshe went looking for it. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg’s holidayalbum. Yo mama’s so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows athome. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks Trak Auto is where you get hair weaves foryour car. Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on herfoot. Yo mama’s so stupid, she got shot running the border after seeing a TacoBell commercial. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephonebill. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company. Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald’s and said“Hold the cheese.“ Yo mama’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for agumball to come out. Yo mama’s so stupid, she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum. Yo mama’s so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her „Nehi“ peach drink.Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Thiland was a men’s clothing store. Yo mama’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing awayall the W’s. Yo mama’s so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22twice instead. Yo mama’s so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble. Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done. Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag. Yo mama’s so stupid, she fell up the stairs. Yo mama’s so stupid, she went on Double Dare and when they asked her nameshe said „I think I’ll take the physical challenge.“ Yo mama’s so ugly, well.. look at you! Yo mama’s so ugly, she looks like you. Yo mama’s so ugly, she could only be Yo mama. Yo mama’s so ugly, they filmed „Gorillas in the Mist“ in her shower. Yo mama’s so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.Yo mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said „Sorry, noprofessionals.“ Yo mama’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks backshaking it’s head. Yo mama’s so ugly, when the terminator said „I’ll be back“ he left running.Yo mama’s so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from thecondom factory. Yo mama’s so ugly, she looks like she’s been in a dryer filled with rocks.Yo mama’s so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put itout with a fork. Yo mama’s so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put itout with a track cleat. Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s uugly. I had to add another u `cause u is uglytoo! Yo mama’s so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her. Yo mama’s so ugly, it looks like she’s been bobbing for french fries. Yo mama’s so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her. Yo mama’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells herto get out. Yo mama’s so ugly, she couldn’t get laid in a prison with a handful ofpardons. Yo mama’s so ugly, her face is closed on weekends! Yo mama’s so ugly, she could scare the flies off a shit wagon. Yo mama’s so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, Ipinned a tail on it. Yo mama’s so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation. Yo mama’s so ugly, her shadow quit. Yo mama’s so ugly, her shadow ran away from her. Yo mama’s so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down. Yo mama’s so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of „What thefuck?!?!“ Yo mama’s so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighborschipped in for curtains. Yo mama’s so ugly, roaches go „Hi mom!“ Yo mama’s so ugly, she hurt my feelings. Yo mama’s so ugly, Rice Krispies won’t talk to her. Yo mama’s so ugly, she’d scare the monster out of Loch Ness. Yo mama’s so ugly, her pillow cries at night. Yo mama’s so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle,they put it around her neck. Yo mama’s so ugly, people make jokes about her. Yo mama’s so ugly, I can’t even make a joke out of it. Yo mama’s so ugly, she climbed the ugly ladder and didn’t miss a step. Yo mama’s so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it everytime. Yo mama’s so ugly, she didn’t get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit withthe ugly log. Yo mama’s so ugly, she didn’t get hit with the ugly stick, she ran throughthe whole damn forest. Yo mama’s so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.Yo mama’s so ugly, bitch looks like she was hit by the whole damn uglytree! Yo mama’s so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get thedog to play with her. Yo mama’s so ugly, she tied a pork chop around her neck and the dog stillwouldn’t play with her. Yo mama’s so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away. Yo mama’s so ugly, she makes blind children cry. Yo mama’s so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed the bitch dogbiscuits. Yo mama’s so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel. Yo mama’s so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radiosdon’t get stolen. Yo mama’s so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with ajob application. Yo mama’s so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said „Thanks forbringing her back.“ Yo mama’s so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said „Damn, how’dyou get out so fast.“ Yo mama’s so ugly, even the tide won’t come back in. Yo mama’s so ugly, even the tide won’t take her out. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell they said „There’s nothingordinary about it!“ Yo mama’s so ugly, when she went camping, the park ranger was like „HeyYogi!“ Yo mama’s so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.Yo mama’s so ugly, people go as her for Halloween. Yo mama’s so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggystyle. Yo mama’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare the hump off ofit. Yo mama’s so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her formooning. Yo mama’s so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herselfin the mirror. Yo mama’s so ugly, she can’t even bare the thought of fucking herself. Yo mama’s so ugly, I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down.Yo mama’s so ugly, if she was a flavor da bitch would be oogalicious. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has fourbig toes. Yo mama’s so ugly, Medusa is jealous. Yo mama’s so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yardgym. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck. Yo mama’s so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birthcontrol! Yo mama’s so ugly, she uses her face for birth control. Yo mama’s so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on. Yo mama’s so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out. Yo mama’s so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence. Yo mama’s so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup. Yo mama’s so ugly, she has to creep up on water to get a drink. Yo mama’s so ugly, when I took her to a haunted house she came out with apaycheck. Yo mama’s so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper! Yo mama’s so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock! Yo mama’s so ugly, she could scare Cujo off a meat truck. Yo mama’s so ugly, it looks like she got hit with a hot sack of nickels. Yo mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order. Yo mama’s so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she masterbates she gets arrested for cruelty toanimals. Yo mama’s so ugly, she makes onions cry. Yo mama’s so ugly, she scares roaches away. Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s never seen herself ‚cause the mirrors keepbreaking. Yo mama’s so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn’t even come back. Yo mama’s so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects. Yo mama’s so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she’d be building a highrise.Yo mama’s so ugly, that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be thedream team. Yo mama’s so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo mama’s so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive. Yo mama’s so ugly, Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn’t have tokiss her good-bye. Yo mama’s so ugly, when Yo father is having sex with her he puts two bagson her head in case one of them breaks. Yo mama’s so ugly, Yo father’s breath smells like shit ‚cause he’d ratherkiss her ass. Yo mama’s so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said „What atreasure!“ and her father said „Yes, let’s go bury it.“ Yo mama’s so ugly, when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on thecouch face down. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she was born, they named her „Damn!“ Yo mama’s so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and herparents. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then herface, and said „Twins!“ Yo mama’s so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked her face. Yo mama’s so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass. Yo mama’s so ugly, she pretends SHE’s someone else when she’s having sex.Yo mama’s so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn’t sleep with her. Yo mama’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.Yo mama’s so ugly, your real pops could only be a fuckin‘ dog. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end. Yo mama’s so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hitby a train. Yo mama’s so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down. Yo mama’s so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled“rape“ and they yelled „NO!“ Yo mama’s so ugly, she was a guard for Castle Greyskull. Yo mama?s so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she?d get the electric chair.Yo mama’s so ugly, she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it. Yo mama’s so ugly, she scared the stitches off Frankenstein. Yo mama’s so ugly, they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out forStar Wars. Yo mama’s so ugly, they know what time she was born, because her facestopped the clock! Yo mama’s so ugly, if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picturewould be next to it. Yo mama’s so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo mama’s so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to buryher. Yo mama’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on thetable and start screaming. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off thesurveillance cameras. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator withtinted windows. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said“Twins.“ Yo mama’s so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares. Yo mama’s so ugly, even a blind man wouldn’t have sex with her. Yo mama’s so ugly, Yo dad first met her at the pound. Yo mama’s so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monstercookies. Yo mama’s so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangeredelephant. Yo mama’s so damn ugly and desperate, she did Winnie the Pooh and Tigertoo. Yo mama’s such an ugly bitch, she has a sign in her yard that says „Bewareof Dog.“ Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with aslingshot. Yo mama’s so ugly, she can stand on the front porch and count the chickensin the back. When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can causedoctor said „Throw this shit away!“ Yo mama’s so ugly, when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it.Yo mama’s so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died. Yo mama’s so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. Yo mama’s so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone’s. Yo mama’s so old, she drove a chariot to high school. Yo mama’s so old, she’s got hieroglyphics on her driver’s license. Yo mama’s so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur. Yo mama’s so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment. Yo mama’s so old, she has all the apostles in her black book. Yo mama’s so old, she DJ’d at the Boston Tea Party. Yo mama’s so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. Yo mama’s so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers. Yo mama’s so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories. Yo mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white. Yo mama’s so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket. Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda. Yo mama’s so old, she baby-sat for Jesus. Yo mama’s so old, her social security number is 1. Yo mama’s so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them arock. Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate expired. Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo mama’s so old, she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook. Yo mama’s so old, she was a waitress at the last supper. Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama’s so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on theBlock. Yo mama’s so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro. Yo mama’s so old, she owes Jesus a nickel. Yo mama’s so old, she owes Moses a quarter. Yo mama’s so old, she’s got Jesus‘ beeper number. Yo mama’s so old, when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama’s so old, when God said „Let there be light“ she was there to flickthe switch. Yo mama’s so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other sidefishing. Yo mama’s so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces. Yo mama’s so old, she’s mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.Yo mama’s so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park. Yo mama’s so old, her birthday expired. Yo mama’s so old, she has Adam & Eve’s autographs. Yo mama’s so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam. Yo mama’s so old, she took friendship pictures with Adam & Eve. Yo mama’s so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments. Yo mama’s so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments. Yo mama’s so old, she has an autographed bible. Yo mama’s so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake. Yo mama’s so old, she farts out mummy dust. Yo mama’s so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples. Yo mama’s so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade. Yo mama’s so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama’s so old, she knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private. Yo mama’s so old & ugly, her name is Ape. Yo mama’s so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white. Yo mama’s so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started tofight. Yo mama’s so old and fat that when God said „Let there be Light“, he toldher to move her fat ass out of the way. Yo mama’s so old, she watches PBS. Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus. Yo mama’s so old, she’s got a pair of Air Moses sneakers. Yo mama’s so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick. Yo mama’s so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off. Yo mama has one arm and swims in circles. Yo mama has one leg and swims in circles. Yo mama has one arm and when she fights, the announcer says „She throws aright, a right, and another right.“ Yo mama has so many fat rolls that she has to screw her pants on. Yo mama has 10 fingers – all on the same hand. Yo mama has 3 eyes and they call her „Eye-eye-eye.“ Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. Yo mama’s has wooden tits and breast feeds beavers. Yo mama has a `fro with landing lights. Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles. Yo mama has a moustache and they call her Bob. Yo mama has a wooden afro with an „X“ carved in the back. Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree. Yo mama has no legs, no arms, and no eyes but she’s still the one for me.Yo mama has no arms and bought a vest. Yo mama has one tooth and they call her Drill-Bit. Yo mama has one tooth and they call her Chopper One. Yo mama has one ear and a burnt potato chip. Yo mama has so much wax in her ears, I stuck a Q-Tip in and pulled out aSugar Daddy. Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying.Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper. Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. Yo mama has one short arm and can’t applaud. Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo mama has so much hair on her chest, her tits look like coconuts. Yo mama has so much dandruff, a fly landed on her head and said „Damn, Ihaven’t seen this much snow in years.“ Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like itsthrowin‘ up gang signs. Yo mama’s teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. Yo mama’s got one tooth and people call her chomper. Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue isin jail. Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, she needs a map to find her tongue. Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, she uses them to cut chain at the hardwarestore. Yo mama’s gold tooth is so fake, her whole mouth turned green. Yo mama’s got two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says „Believe thatshit if you want to.“ Yo mama’s teeth look like Honey Smacks. Yo mama’s teeth are so ugly, she got pulled over for not having dentalinsurance. When I looked at Yo mama’s teeth, I didn’t know whether to smile or to kicka field goal. Yo mama’s teeth are so black, it looks like she’s been eatin‘ coal. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic when she smiles. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns intolemonade. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she looks like she got a job taste testingbutter scotch. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when God said „Let there be light“, he toldher to smile. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her eyes light up.Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she walked into a church, everybodysaid „I see the light!“ Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it wascorn. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the YellowBrick Road. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiled, Dorothy made it to OZ. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she spits butter. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she looks like a cheeseburger. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she’s got more gold than Fort Knox. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, you’d think she’s been blowin‘ the Simpsons.Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she looks like she’s got a Twinkie in hermouth. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a KraftSingles pack. Yo mama’s teeth are so nasty, they make Yuck Mouth afraid of the cavitycreeps. Yo mama’s teeth are so big, when she sneezed she bit a hole in her chest.Yo mama’s teeth are so big, her dentist charges her by the tooth. Yo mama’s teeth are so big, it looks like her mom had an affair with Mr.Ed. Yo mama’s teeth are so big, I thought they were piano keys. Yo mama’s missing so many teeth, you can play checkers on her mouth. Yo mama’s so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice. Yo mama’s so toothless, when she couldn’t eat an apple, she just gummed itto death. Yo mama’s got snakeskin teeth. Yo mama’s got shark teeth. Yo mama’s got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin‘ `bout „Give mea bite.“ Yo mama’s got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys. Yo mama’s teeth are so big and gapped, I could run hurdles with them. Yo mama’s teeth are so gapped, bitch has to floss with a garden hose. Yo mama’s teeth are so gapped, her front tooth says „Next tooth one mile.“Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, she has to suck my dick sideways. Yo mama’s got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.Yo mama’s got three teeth… one in her mouth and two in her pocket. Yo mama’s got summer teeth… summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket.Yo mama’s so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on. Yo mama’s so black, if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn intocoffee. Yo mama’s so black, she bleeds smoke. Yo mama’s so black, she could show up naked to a funeral. Yo mama’s so black, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like acheese burger. Yo mama’s so black, she drinks water and pees coffee. Yo mama’s so black, her ass looks like two tires. Yo mama’s so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. Yo mama’s so black, she went to night school and was marked absent. Yo mama’s so black, she makes night look like day. Yo mama’s so black, she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars.Yo mama’s so black, when she goes outside street lights turn on. Yo mama’s so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk. Yo mama’s so black, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime. Yo mama’s so black, when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she hason patent leather pants. Yo mama’s so black, when the police shot at her the bullets came back forflashlights. Yo mama’s so black, when you go swimming it looks like an oil spill. Yo mama’s so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she’s gotta wear whitegloves to keep from chewing her fingers off. Yo mama’s so black, if she had a red light she’d be a beeper. Yo mama’s so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tintedwindows. Yo mama’s so black, when she smiles at night she looks like floatingChicklets. Yo mama’s so black, when she spits, ink comes out her mouth. Yo mama’s so black, if her eye’s were red she’d be a beeper. Yo mama’s so black, her nickname is evening. Yo mama’s so black, she makes asphalt look grey. Yo family’s so black, when they hold hands, it looks like a stretch limo.Yo mama’s like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece. Yo mama’s like Burger King… Your way, right away. Yo mama’s like a bungee cord… 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if thatrubber breaks, your ass is dead. Yo mama’s like a squirrel, she’s always got some nuts in her mouth. Yo mama’s like a Snickers bar, packed with nuts. Yo mama’s like 7-Eleven… open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents youcan get a slurpy. Yo mama’s like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw. Yo mama’s like Humpty Dumpty… first she gets humped, then she getsdumped. Yo mama’s like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen. Yo mama’s like the new AOL 4.0: Fun, fast, easy and free! Yo mama’s like a nickel, she ain’t worth a dime. Yo mama’s like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear. Yo mama’s like a Mr. Bucket, balls are always popping out of her mouth. Yo mama’s like a Mr. Bucket, I can always put my balls in her mouth. Yo mama’s like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day. Yo mama’s like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, there’s no wrong way to eather. Yo mama’s like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on anystreet corner. Yo mama’s like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, andguys go in and out all day. Yo mama’s like a library, open to the public. Yo mama’s like a Chinese restaurant, $4.95 all you can eat. Yo mama’s like an ATM, open 24 hours. Yo mama’s like Discover card, she gives cash back. Yo mama’s like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot. Yo mama’s like a microwave, one button and she’s hot. Yo mama’s like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn herup, down, on, and off. Yo mama’s like a mail box, open day and night. Yo mama’s like a bag of potato chips, „Free-To-Lay.“ Yo mama’s like a turtle, once she’s on her back she’s fucked. Yo mama’s like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her. Yo mama’s like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff. Yo mama’s like a bowling ball… round, heavy, and you can fit threefingers in. Yo mama’s like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter. Yo mama’s like the sun, look at her too long and you’ll go blind. Yo mama’s like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown downthe gutter, and she still comes back for more. Yo mama’s like cheap liquor, tastes like shit. Yo mama’s like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long. Yo mama’s like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow. Yo mama’s like a fan, she’s always blowing someone. Yo mama’s like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow. Yo mama’s like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her. Yo mama’s like school at 3 o’clock… children keep coming out and nobodycan remember all the fathers. Yo mama’s like a door knob, everybody gets a turn. Yo mama’s like Dominoes Pizza, something for nothing. Yo mama’s like Dominoes Pizza, one call does it all. Yo mama’s like Pizza Hut, if she isn’t there in 30 minutes… it’s free. Yo mama’s like Blockbuster Video, everyone goes home happy. Yo mama’s like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country. Yo mama’s like a carpenter’s dream, flat as a board and easy to nail. Yo mama’s like a gas station… you gotta pay before you pump. Yo mama’s like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods. Yo mama’s like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on. Yo mama’s like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up. Yo mama’s like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send heraway. Yo mama’s like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country. Yo mama’s like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laidby Mexicans. Yo mama’s like a race car driver… she burns a lot of rubbers. Yo mama’s like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country. Yo mama’s like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up. Yo mama’s like a shotgun, one cock and she blows. Yo mama’s like a shotgun, two cocks and she’s loaded. Yo mama’s like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods. Yo mama’s like a Toyota, „OOooh what a f