A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and
asked his
mother, „How was I born?“
„Well honey…“ said the
slightly prudish mother, „the stork brought
you to us.“
„Oh,“ said
the boy, „and how did you and daddy get born?“
„Oh, the stork brought
us too.“
„Well how were grandpa and grandma born?“ the boy
persisted.
„Well darling, the stork brought them too!“ said the mother, by
now
starting to squirm a little.
Several days later, the boy
handed in his paper to the teacher who read
with confusion the
opening sentence: „This report has been very
difficult to write due to
the fact that there hasn’t been a natural
childbirth in my family
for three generations.“
