Two guys go hunting…

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry tosit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears ablood-curdling scream.He rushes back to Jerry and yells, „I thought I told you to bequiet!“Jerry says, „Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawledover me, I didn’t make a sound. When that bear was breathing downmy neck, I didn’t make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawledup my pants leg and said, ‚Should we take them with us or eat themhere?‘ I couldn’t keep quiet any more!“