A cub reporter for
a small town
newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He
submitted the following
report to his editor. „Mrs. Smith was injured in a
car accident
today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations
on her
breasts.“
The Editor scolded the new reporter, „This is a family
paper. We
don’t use words like breasts around here. Now go back and
write something
more appropiate!“
The young reporter thought
long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor
the following report.
„Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today.
She is recovering
in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( . )( . )
„
