A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is
a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking
her
out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket
towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of
the air,
and hands it back.
„Oh my, I am so sorry,“ the
woman says as she pops her eye back in
place. „Let me buy you dessert
to make it up to you.“
They enjoy a wonderful dessert together,
and afterwards, the woman
invites him to the theater followed by
drinks. After paying for everything,
she asks him if he would like to
come to her place and stay for
breakfast the next morning.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible! „You know,“ he said,
„you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy
you meet?“
„No,“ she replies, „you just happened to catch my
eye.“
