A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship
landing in
front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and
started to pump
gas into it. The woman noticed the letters
“U.F.O.“ printed on
the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and
asked “Does U.F.O.
stand for Unidentified Flying Object?“
The alien answered, “No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!“
