All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me
to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he
would
always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer
questions.
One guy asked, „If our chute doesn’t open, and the
reserve doesn’t
open, how long do we have until we hit the
ground?“
Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and
answered,
„The rest of your life.“
