A blonde decides to learn and try horse back
riding
unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the
horse
with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into
motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the
blonde begins
to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs
for the horse’s
mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries
to throw her arms
around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the
side of the horse
anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly
oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip,
she leaps away from the horse to try
and throw herself to
safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is
now
at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is
struck
against the ground again and again. As her head is battered
against the
ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousn
ess or even death when
Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to
shut the horse off.
