At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use
the
infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.
The clerk
explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that
she
would figure the infant’s weight by weighing the woman and baby
together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and
subtracting the second amount from the first.
„That won’t work,“
countered the woman. „I’m not the mother, I’m
the aunt.“
