Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house
phone.
„Hi,“ said the voice, „this is Rollie. Come on over,
we’re having a
real wildass party.“
„Shit, Ah’d shore love
to,“ said Tad, „but Ah got me a bad case of
gonorrhea.“
„Bring it along!“ answered Rollie. „The way thangs is goin‘, mah
buddies’ll drink anythin‘!“
