The eastern lady who was all ready to take a
horseback ride
said to the cowboy, „Can you get me a nice gentle
pony?“ „Shore,“
said the cowboy. „What kind of a saddle do you want,
English or
western?“ „What’s the difference?“ asked the lady. „The
western saddle has
a horn on it,“ said the cowboy. „If the traffic
is so thick here in
the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I
don’t believe I want
to ride.“
