Two teenagers wander off to the bushes
during a softball game on the outskirts of town and start necking.
After
a while the boy stops. „You know we’ve been doing this for a few
weeks now and I think it’s time we went all the way,“ he pleads.
„Well, maybe,“ she says, „But I’m a virgin and I heard it hurts. Besides
all those people at the field may hear us.“ The boy stops and says,
„Hmmm, well then if it hurts, start making cow sounds, and I’ll
stop.
But if it feels good start singing. That way no one will ever
guess what
we’re really doing.“ The girl agrees so they quickly
take off their
clothes and get down to business. Ten minutes later
people watching the
game hear sounds echoing through the quiet
countryside so loudly that
the teams stop playing.
„Moooo ….. Moooooo
…… Moooooooon River …….!“
