Two old men were sat on a bench outside a
nursing home having a
chat. „How are
you, Richard?“ asked George.
„I’m not feeling too good today, I’m
utterly
exhausted,“ replied
Richard. „I’ve pulled a muscle, and it’s
killing me.“
„I’m
surprised that a pulled muscle makes you feel so tired,“ said George.
Richard
yawned and said, „Well, it does if you pull it a hundred
times in one
night.“
