Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing
home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies
pulled
out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and
continued
smoking.
The lady asked, „What’s that?“
„A
condom,“ the other lady responded. „This way my cigarette
doesn’t
get wet.“
„Where did you get it?“ the other lady asked.
„You can get them at any drugstore.“
The next day, the first
lady hobbled herself down to the local
drugstore and announced to
the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The
guy looked at her
kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years
of age), but
politely asks what brand she prefers.
„It doesn’t matter as long
as it fits a Camel.“
The pharmacist fainted.
