A man walks into
a tattoo parlor and says he
would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick.
Well the tattoo artist
laughs and says „I’ll do it for free if you
can give me one good
reason for it.“
The guy thinks for a second and says. „Well one,
I like to keep my
money in my pants, two I like to watch my money
grow, and three I want to
see how fast my wife can blow a $100.
