A
blonde arrived for her first golf lesson
and the pro asked her to take a
swing at a ball to see how she’d
do. The blonde did so and competely
duffed the shot. The pro said
„Your swing is good but you’re gripping the
club too hard – grip the
club gently as you would your husband’s
penis.“ The blonde took
another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards straight
down the fairway.
The pro said „That was excellent! Let’s try it
again only this
time take the club out of your mouth.“
