A husband and wife were having dinner at a
very
fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes
over to
their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see
him later
and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, „Who the
hell was
that?“ „Oh,“ replies the husband, „she’s my mistress.“
„Well,
that’s the last straw,“ says the wife. „I’ve had enough, I
want a
divorce.“ „I can understand that,“ replies her husband, „but
remember, if
we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips
to Paris, no more
wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany,
no more Infinities
and Lexuses in the garage and no more yacht
club. But the decision is
yours.“ Just then, a mutual friend enters the
restaurant with a gorgeous
babe on his arm. „Who’s that woman with
Jim? “ asks the wife.
„That’s his mistress,“ says her husband.
„Ours is prettier,“ she
replies.
