A hillbilly walked into an attorney’s office
wanting to file for
divorce.
Attorney: „May I help you?“
Hillbilly: „Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces“.
Attorney: „Well do you have any grounds?“
Hillbilly: „Yea, I got
about a hundred acres.“
Attorney: „No, you don’t understand, do
you have a case?“
Hillbilly: „No, I don’t have a Case, but I
have a John Deere.“
Attorney: „I mean, do you have a grudge?“
Hillbilly: „Yea, I got a grudge. That’s where I park my John
Deere.“
Attorney: „No sir, I mean do you have a suit?“
Hillbilly: „Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays.“
Attorney: „Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?“
Hillbilly: „No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning.“
Attorney: „Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?“
Hillbilly:
„No she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a
nagger
. That’s why I want this dayvorce.“
