Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…

Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: „Oh dear, what happened to you?“ Di answers: „I died in a car crash, but wait till you see my friend, he looks much worse“. Half an hour later Dodi shows up and St. Peter says: „My God, you look terrible.“Dodi replies: „This is nothing. Wait till you see my driver.“Half an hour later some bones and flesh move slowly to the Gates, and St. Peter says: „So you’re the driver?““No, I’m Mother Theresa.