An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she sees and ask: „Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?“ The saleswoman answers that she hasn’t seen her husband.So the Italian woman goes to aks another saleswoman: „Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?“ „No, I’m sorry maam, I haven’t seen your husband.“The Italian woman goes to see one more saleswoman and ask: „Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?“ The saleswoman answers: „Yes I saw him, he ran out of here lickety split.“To which the Italian woman answers: „No no no, that’s not-a my tony, he pinch-a the bum, grab-a the breasts but he no lickety split!“
