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A stupid dog

While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi,horrified, asked the Cantor to continue the service and went to talk toBernie.Rabbi: „What are doing here with a dog?“Bernie: „The dog came here to pray.““Oh, come on.“ says the Rabbi.“YES!“ says Bernie.Rabbi: „I don’t believe you. You are just fooling around; that’s not aproper thing to do in temple.“Bernie: „Its true!“..“Ok“, says the Rabbi, „then show me what the dog can do.““OK“ says Bernie nodding to the dog…The dog proceeds to open up thebarrel under his neck and removes a yarmulke, a tallis (puts them on hishead) and prayer book and actually starts saying prayers in Hebrew! TheRabbi is so shocked he listens for a full 15 minutes.When the Rabbi regains his composure, he is so impressed with the qualityof the praying he says to Bernie. „Do you think your dog would considergoing to Rabbinical school????“Bernie, throwing up his hands in disgust says,“YOU TALK TO HIM! He wants to be a doctor!“

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