The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife in bedwith the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack ofcigarettes. One of the old villagers came up to him and said.“Good morning Vicar, how be you and the wife?“ The Vicar said, „Good morning my man, I am fine, thewife is fine also as I left her in bed smoking.“ The villager said, „Arr, Vicar, that’s the way to fuck ‚em!“
