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The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…

The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn’t sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, „Compared to what?“ She held up one finger and asked if I was that big. I said, „I’m bigger than that.“ Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, „I’m bigger than that.“ Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, „I’m about that big.“ She put the three fingers in her mouth and said, „You’re a medium.“

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