A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, „Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.“ He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, „What is your occupation?“The woman replies, „I’m a whore.“The accountant balks and says, „No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.“The woman, „Ok, I’m a prostitute.““No, that is still too crude. Try again.“They both think for a minute, then the woman states, „I’m a chicken farmer.“The accountant asks, „What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?““Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.“
