The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume…

The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.“This is called ‚Perhaps‘,“ said the sales clerk. „It’s $285 perounce.““Listen,“ the man shot back, „for $285 an ounce, I don’t wantsomething called ‚Perhaps‘; I want something called…“You Can Bet Your Sweet Ass You’ll Get Some !!“