Abe Lincoln

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, „Going to a party?““Yeah,“ the man answered, „I’m supposed to come dressed as my love life.“ „But you look like Abe Lincoln,“ protested the barkeep.“That’s right. My last four scores were seven years ago.“