First illegal, then legal, then…

A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in & askswhat he’s doing. „I’m leaving !“ he replies. „They justmade homosexuality legal.““So why leave now ?“ queries his roomie. „Gays havebeen part of the scene here for years and years.““Yeah, I know.“ he replied. „I’m getting the hell outof here before the damn fools make it compulsory.“