A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. „Listen,“ he says to the bartender. „If i show you the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen, is my beer on the house?“ „We’ll See,“ says the bartender. So the guy pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the bar, and the hamster begins to play. „Impressive,“ says the bartender, „but i’ll need to see more.“ „Hold on,“ says the man. He then pulls out a bullfrog, and it sings „Old Man River.“ A patron jups up from mhis table and shouts „Thats’s Absolutely incredible! I’ll give you $100 right now for the frog.“ „Sold,“ says the guy. The patron takes the bullfrog and leaves. „It’s none of my business,“ says the bartender, „but you just gave away a fortune.“ „Not really,“ says the guy. „The hamster is also a ventriloquist.“
