|SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status. The following courses will be offered: General Education: GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly „Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic“) GE103: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One GE104: How to Parallel Park GE105: Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity GE106: Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps GE107: Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera Home Economics: HE101a: Over-Laundering – Why Clothing Wears Out Premature HE101b: Over-Vacuuming – Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely HE101c: Over-Dusting – Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely HE101d: Over-Washing – Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money You Don’t Have (formerly „How to Cut Credit Cards in Half“) HE103: Overcoming „The Imelda Syndrome“ (formerly called „How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?“) Interpersonal Relationships: IR101: How to Say „No“ With Kindness and Appreciation IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching Roller Derby IR103: Submission – a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b) IR104: Marriage – The Number One Cause of Divorce IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly „Keeping Your Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else’s Life Too“) IR106: Understanding Men’s Revulsion to Tampon Commercials (formerly called „We Know What That Little ‚Plastic Applicator‘ is REALLY For!“)
