|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?To the moo-vies!If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?Plenty of milk!Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?Because he was a little gobbler!Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road?To see Gregory Peck!What kind of tie does a pig wear?Pig’s tie!What is another name for a cow?A lawn-mooer!Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?Because she was afraid someone would caesar!What do you call a pig thief?A hamburglar!
