|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don’t disgrace themselves at the parade.Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door?A: The knocking gets slower.Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?A: The knocking gets faster.Q: How do you know when a drum solo’s really bad?A: The bass player notices.Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but he’ll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can’t just be pushed in.Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?A: A drummer.Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend?A: Homeless.Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?A: Drool.If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.
