|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: „Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy.“ Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: „There’s nothing athletes like – or indeed hate – more than hanging around like this.“ – David Coleman, BBC 1 TV „Not being in the Rumbelows Cup for those teams won’t mean a row of beans, ‚cos that’s only small potatoes.“ – Ian St John, ITV „Oldham are leading 1-0, a well deserved victory at this stage of the game.“ – Tommy Docherty, Picadilly Radio Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3: „We don’t appear to have Jim Fish on the line at the moment.“ „Are there any more great swimmers in the pipeline?“ – Cliff Morgan, BBC Radio 4 „Andre Vandapole has four silver medals in cyclocross, and none of them gold.“ – Phil Liggott, Channel 4 TV „Well, I shall remember that catch for many a dying day.“
