Signs Your Partner is – During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot. – His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser. – When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, „Scroll down.“ – Tells everyone he’s a pioneer in „palm computing.“ – He’s suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries. – Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee. – When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, „Boy, I’d like to click on her.“ – You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas. – As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday. – During sex, he shouts, „Refresh! Refresh!“ – His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you… he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.
