These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on the subway in NYC: „Learn to read and speak English. Call us now.“ An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: „Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed.“ Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: „Used beer department.“ On a store front in Florida: „Your one stop shop! Beer ammo and liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!“ A speed limit sign on Long Beach Island, New Jersey: „Smile, You’re on Radar!“ Seen in a State Park in California: „Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock hanging on a rope) Check the Rock. If it’s wet, it’s raining. If it’s moving, it’s windy. If you can’t see it, it’s foggy. If rock is gone, it’s a tornado.“
