These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa Fe gas station: „We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.“ In a New York restaurant: „Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.“ On the wall of a Baltimore estate: „Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.-Sisters of Mercy“ On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: „38 years on the same spot.“ In a Los Angeles dance hall: „Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.“ In a Florida maternity ward: „No children allowed.“ In a New York drugstore: „We dispense with accuracy.“ In the offices of a loan company: „Ask about our plans for owning your home.“ In a New York medical building: „Mental Health Prevention Center“
